Listen, I get it. I’m a whore for free shit, too. So there’s no hard feelings that you joined just for the freebie. And hey, if you decide you wanna rejoin later on, after you get a chance to sink your teeth into the freebies, then you know where to find me.
Right here, waiting.
We’ll keep the door open for you, it’s completely your choice whether or not to walk through it.

I’ll remove you from the list, and you’ll get no further emails from me.